Friday Humor (2)

Two Jewish men are sitting on a bench.  Schmu'el says to Avrum, "Avrum, I've got troubles.  My son vants to converse to Christianity."

Schmu'el responds, "You got troubles!  My son vants the same thing.  Vhat do ve do?"

Avrum says, "Let's go to the rabbi.  He vill know."

Schmu'el says to the rabbi, "Rabbi, ve got troubles.  Our sons they vants to converse to Christianity."

The rabbi responds, "You go troubles.  My son vants the same thing.  I know.  Ve pray to God."

The rabbi intones, "Dear Lord, ve got troubles.  Our sons they vants to converse to Christianity."

After a moment of silence, they hear a booming voice, "YOU GOT TROUBLES!"


I hope this is not found offensive, if it is found at all.

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